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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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