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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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