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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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