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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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