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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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