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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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