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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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