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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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