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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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