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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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