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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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