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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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