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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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