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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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