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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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