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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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