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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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