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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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