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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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