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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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