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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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