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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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