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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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