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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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