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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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