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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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