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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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