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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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