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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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