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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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