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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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