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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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