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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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