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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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