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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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