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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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