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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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