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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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