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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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