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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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