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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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