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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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