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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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