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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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