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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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