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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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