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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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