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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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