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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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