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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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