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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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