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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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