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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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