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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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