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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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